At Barney’s, A Diva Can’t Let This Co-Opportunity Pass Her By

As Heidi says, in fashion, one day you’re in, and the next day, you’re out.  Our respect and all (you ARE gorg in lingerie a month after giving birth), but you’ve forgotten; we’re Divas.  And we shop at Barney’s New York CO-OP.

Nothing satisfies your heart quite like the ultra luxe of luxury, so of course you shop where only the finest is sold.  Bags, clothes, jewels… SHOES (deep sigh).  No questions asked; it’s where you go when you need something a step above.

Girls on the right, boys on the left, and Tiffany’s across the hall.  It’s a golden co-opportunity if you’ve ever seen one.  So grab a Starbucks on your way in, and get down to business.  Your arm candy can do his own thing on the other side of the store.  Manolos on their own aren’t a joking matter, but when Marc Jacobs, Christian Louboutin and Diane von Furstenburg are involved?

Tim Gunn, eat your heart out.

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